Be sure to ignore your instincts otherwise you’ll likely receive a massive cut to the face. Most Emo girls trick innocent civilians into approaching them so that they can mindlessly attack them with a broken Vodka bottle.
If the Emo Girl is crying at a party she is still likely to deploy this tactic.
Remember, if you see a chick crying in public, call the emergency services and explain the situation to them. The police have been trained to deal with Emo girls and know how to negotiate with them without having their faces stabbed off by a broken bottle of Smirnoff.
Even if she doesn’t try to stab your face off, she’s likely to try to recite some garbage poem she’s just written. Stay well clear or be prepared to lose your mind.
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