Emo Girls Smell. And They Have No Style.

Emo Girls converge around graveyards like depressed bats. They wear far too much make-up. They drink far too much gin. Their mascara is forever smudged all down their face. They are probably the most annoying things knowing to man but still they are quite cute. I’d just hate to be married to one. I mean you’d wake up covered in all sorts of cuts and bruises. I’m particularly scared by the Emo chicks who seem to think they are vampires. Too much alcohol.

Anyway this category contains various rantings about Emo Girls and is dedicated to the memory of the late, great McBojit who died at the hands of an Emo Chick who beat him to death in a pub in Inverness with his own shoes.